COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS & PHILOSOPHIES

COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS AND PHILOSOPHIES
TAOISM: shit happens
BUDDHISM: if shit happens, it’s not really shit
HINDUISM: this shit happened before
HARE KRISHNA: shit happens, rama rama
ISLAM: if shit happens, it’s the will of Allah
JUDAISM: why does this shit always happen to us?
PROTESTANTISM: shit happens because you work hard enough
CATHOLICISM: shit happens because you’re bad
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: shit happens in your mind
T.V. EVANGELISM: send more shit
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS: knock knock, shit happens
ATHEISM: no shit
AGNOSTICISM: maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t
HEDONISM: there’s nothing like a good shit happening
EXISTENSIALISM: what is shit anyway?
STOICISM: this shit doesn’t bother me
RASTFARIANISM: let’s smoke this shit